SEASON
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11 Episodes (scroll down)
Episode 11
- "Happy F***ing Holidays" -
12/20/06
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. : : Dad and I go Christmas Tree shopping. I can't
believe he actually listened to me when I asked him to be
sober. Anyway, I just wanted to show everyone what it is
like living with dad at Christmas time. The time of love,
happiness, and joy.
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Episode 10
- "Jaws 13" -
10/01/06
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. : : Fishing. Thought this would help with our
communication issues. Apparently it made things worse.
However, I did learn something about marriage and that the sex life basically
becomes non-existent. What sucks even more is we didn't catch
anything.
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Episode 9 - "Dad's
Deliverance" -
9/19/06
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. : : It's great coming home to find
your girlfriend there drinking with your dad. And then
have him comment on the way I dress. And then have him
comment on the way EVERYONE dresses. Especially the teen-bopper
mall-crawlers. And on top of everything, dad and I
get into an argument where we have to fight to the death using
our wits. You'll see in this next episode.
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Episode 8 - "Terrorism
This, Terrorism That" - Part 1&2 -
9/6/06
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. : : Okay, so....The month
of September is here. Why do we have to watch another 911
special on CNN? Please don't put another one on air. I would
just like to see one year where no broadcasters mention the
"anniversary" of that horrible day. And why make a
movie about it? Why make 2 movies about it? Really!
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Episode 7
- "Alanna Meets Dad" -
8/3/06
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. : : Okay, bringing home the girlfriend is never easy...less so
when your dad is drunk all the time. Alanna actually took
it pretty well but I'm going to think twice next time about
giving them both beers. Bad enough dad is drunk, don't
need the woman drinkin' too. As a side note, personally I
like the Internet, but dad thinks everyone who surfs are
weenies.
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Episode 6
- "Revenge of the Fat-Man" -
8/1/06
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. : : Alright, so everyone is telling you to stop eating at fast
food joints right? You should listen to them right? Wrong.
According to my dad, we should welcome it. I don't know if I
totally agree with him on this one, but he does make a pretty
good case.
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Episode 5
- "Fifa Fo Fum" -
7/1/06
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. : : Are you tired of Fifa yet? My dad is for sure.
He doesn't understand why we try to make it a big deal here in
North America when the Europeans don't give a $%!& about out
sports. I kind of agree with him on this one guys. If we are
such big fans then why do we call it SOCCER?
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Episode
4 - "A Little Bit of Gas" -
5/1/06
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. : : Going anywhere? Well, if you are you better be prepared to
pay a $*%$ load of money for gas. The thing is, it
wouldn't be so bad for me, except I have to make frequent trips
to the beer store for dad. I wish he would cut back.
Don't you?
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Episode 3
- "Wake and Bake" -
4/1/06
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. : : Do you smoke pot? I used to...But then I quit. Was this a
mistake? Should I take it back up so I can have SOMETHING to
talk to my father about. My dad is always nicer when he is high.
Check this Ep. out, my dad tells you its OKAY to smoke dope. BUT
I say: Stay in school. Get a job. Drink your milk. :-)
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Episode 2
- "And the Award Goes to...MY DAD"
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2/1/06
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. : : How could the film "Titanic" win 11 Academy
Awards including best picture when none of the actors won? Isn't
the acting a HUGE part in the magic of film? Well, my dad
explains how pointless this award ceremony really is.
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Episode 1
- "Driving Lessons for the Illegal
Immigrant" -
1/1/06
. . : : Should cell phones be allowed while driving? Well, let
me tell you: my dad doesn't think so. This rant gives you an
idea of real terror. This makes airplanes and skyscrapers look
like a walk in the park.
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